At the current rate? A couple of years. I think we’re at least an expansion and an accompanying major gameplay overhaul away from D4 being an actually good ARPG, rather than a really pretty and nice-sounding (though the music isn’t quite there) and very well-running one. It just lacks even the charm of latter-day D3…

My thoughts exactly about the panty stuff.

god it’s so sick whenever you come across someone for whom the spirit of nu metal never died

Healthcare.

Probably Ubisoft.

I wanna know what arsehole insisted Arkane make a - checks notes - multiplayer looter shooter?!?

As a Dad with Dad Power approaching 9000, I’ma say that the “Last of Crust” pun alone made the whole exercise worthwhile.

That goes for like every single thing remotely related to the genre. It’s just a given. Any of these sorts of “big business evil” stories, if they have any sort of budget what so ever, are part of that system inherently. You can’t have big budget anything entertainment wise without being a part of it. It's an…

While it’s a bummer for anyone who was looking forward to this, and to those working on it who don’t get to see their work released, I do like it when a company goes ‘This isn’t working, let’s eat our loss and do something else’ rather than endlessly try to make something with it and releasing muddled crap.

I did “Kirby farting the universe into existence”.

Let’s be honest. If the culprit was a Nintendo Character it’d totally be Kirby after the Flight Attendant says “Sorry, we’re not serving dessert” 

is anyone on this site gonna write about counterstrike 2? the game had almost 2 million players the other day. lots to talk about! the new rating systems kinda neat IMO and addresses some of the issues you mentioned, but of course some people hate it too.

I’ve really just enjoyed reading all the articles on Starfield and that has been more than enough for me.  I will pick it up at sometime, just not in a rush to.

Elon will never fuck you, concern troll.

Do you feel the same way about clothing and costumes on people? Very similar concept, its not about you seeing it, more about presenting yourself in a certain way

“Vote with your wallets” sounds reasonable, until you realize some people have 100 times as many votes as other people.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

The only shocking thing here is that people are still shocked by EA’s shady business practices.