During my wine tasting phase (at the urging of my ex) I realized most wines taste alike, and wine tastings simply teach how to front when socializing with wine snobs.

This is the man from whom I learned the term “God Botherers”. I love him.

I too, love my job. That being said, while getting ready this morning my girl cat curled up on top of my foot to take a nap while I was standing in front of the sink. It was very hard not to call and say I couldn’t come in because it would disturb the cute. Then I realized with the way cats sleep, I’d be standing…

I heard a dude interviewed a couple years ago who was considered one of the best noses in the business. He’d written books on the subject too. He kind of tore into the construct of wine tasting and its attached descriptive language. His opinion was, if you like the taste, it’s good wine. Period. Could be a $6 bottle…

I really just like wine. Hard spirits seem to give me energy and that is not acceptable after seven. I just want to watch Cheer’s episodes and sleep.

Or not, depending on how you age, it might take you right up to 40 and drop you like a hot fart. As someone who is neither blonde haired nor blue eyed, but has been considered attractive like forever, aging is a bitch. I am so glad that I have other cultivated qualities. I’m not counting on my face or tits to do the…

This. I know this is Jezebel so I’m trying to word this carefully. But America is really stuck on an “attractive look”. Blonde and blue eyed (natural or not) will take you far.

Maybe she can find another hot take to bolster herself?

I dunno, if you’ve staked your identity and emotional wellbeing on being the hot conservative chick that douchey conservative bros all flock around, suddenly not having an outlet for that attention anymore probably is pretty destabilizing. Guess Tomi will have to figure something else to base her self worth on. …

So, have you read anything on what it’s like to be a victim of psychological abuse? Long story short, you end up rewarding people for the most minimal, trivial things that normal humans would simply expect of each other.

That is literally my dream job.

I was going to say. Maybe Salma’s attitude toward Jessica Willams helped her with her “method” acting for this film. After that whole incident, I have a very skewed view of Ms. Hayek. It’s not a very pleasant one. Also why Hayek? I mean I understand, but I would have preferred it being an unknown.

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

I knoooooow

I’m generally a fan of Hamm and generally not a fan of Griffin, but she’s totally right about mildly funny hot guys who think they’re comedians. So for her astuteness, she wins this round in my book.

My grandpa’s all-rhubarb pie is the best pie there is.

Hahaha I dunno who this guy is but I like his pie vandalism.

Bethenny Getting on My Nerves?