The last 4 years has proven the futility of Cletus safaris like the one you’re suggesting.

Like you, I heard “good” at first, but I think he said “go ahead”. I could absolutely be wrong, though.

At least half of those farts are at night, though. And there’s no way people are in their car for every fart. I think you’re probably closer to 3/day, tops. So that puts you at 52,560 farts. Still more than 10K, but it’s not the fartpocalypse you outlined.

I keep my (clean) masks on my doorknob. If I leave my place, I put on my mask. Easy-peasy. Then I don’t have to worry about not greeting the Doordash person without a mask.

Username checks out. You should change it to Pissbaby Dipshit, though.

It’s rare that a car looks angry from the back.

Whatever, grandpa. People have been doing stupid shit for attention since the dawn of time, and people have been THRILLED to give it to them. Evel Knieval didn’t have an Instagram.

You’re responding to a known troll. Just dismiss them and move on.

Great, they can progress themselves backwards into the gutter without us.

The plan was only thwarted because WalMart doesn’t carry sizes above 5X.

Wenowdis. Maybe AV Club, Zeydonowdis, but Wenowdis.

The way he was talking on one of the early “I’m going to Germany” blogs, it sounded like that was the plan, and it was only thwarted by G/O policy forbidding it.

Don’t forget his rap career.

My dude, you don’t get to count you, your sister, your girlfriend, and your cousin as a “group of people”. You’re just a couple.

So, has Sacha given you a timestamp on when you show up in Borat 2?

Conservatives any time anti-discrimination laws get brought up: “Well, if a business really was run by racists/bigots, wouldn’t you rather them be up front about it so you could not go there, and eventually the free market would take care of it?”

Is that Nazi Patton Oswalt?

“Adapt or die” says the right-wing dipshit who constantly mewls about a website hurting his fee-fees instead of going someplace else.

Not to mention the people who will be staring down unnecessarily empty chairs at the table for the rest of their lives.

“Quitn’t”.