Doesn't help that they spend so much time pulling trolls out of the greys to "teach them a lesson".

...Didn’t even read the blog you’re whining about, did you?

To the absolute dipshit who claimed that Nazis are leftist disciples of Karl Marx, I suggest you read a history book, or, barring that, the first line of “First they came for...”. You might be surprised as to who the Nazis purged first.

There’s only one way to get the real answer to this. We have to go straight to the top. The one man on the planet who knows for certain. Luckily, I know how to reach him.

You just have to write to him...

The clarification never matters. His Nazi supporters heard what he meant the first time. This is just to give the GOP slime cover.

Here's the thing: You got Trump’s vision of the future. You should be horrified.

King Mierdas is the typical go-to for that.

Ron Goolsby, a member of the organization and friend of Conyers-Page said the organization bought the house to shelter victims of domestic violence, though he admitted that Conyers-Page sometimes stayed there.

They made an entire goddamn documentary about one, and idiots think he’s a folk hero, even though he murdered his cats and got sent to prison.

*Scared Chewbacca noises*

Sweeping in curling is way more intense than anything golf-related.

I vote to eject zombie Deadspin.

I’m sorry, I must have missed the part where he’s currently in jail. Twitter isn’t a courtroom, and he’s faced literally no consequences.

Can it tow the still-hissing husk of your Voyager?

Was the beer OK, though?

Ah. Well, the dismiss function still works.

Just dismiss the trolls, don’t bother letting them out of the grays.

Pretty sure “running Crysis” is just what you call a positive test.

You’re allowed to curse on the internet, you know. 

I have a PDF of Bolton’s book that I have no intention of ever reading, but gladly send to anyone who expresses even a passing curiosity in it. I'll do the same for this turd.