Haisley wasn’t ever going to vote for anyone who wasn’t Trump or Gary Johnson. He’s a massive Libertarian.

I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.

“The real truth about why I wanted Trump to be president was because I wanted the power that he would bring to me.”

Every Democrat I know have all the sudden become anti-vaxxers overnight because they somehow think Trump personally created the vaccine, which contains bleach.

The dude called dodging STDs in the 90s his own personal Vietnam.

Isn’t there a giant garbage patch in the Pacific ocean? Send all the white trash who want their own ethnostate there, let them prove their superiority.

I’m so tired of this. People bend themselves into all sorts of shapes to try to ascribe a tiny amount of depth to him, to give him SOME sort of humanity, somewhere. He doesn’t deserve it. He’s never done anything in his entire life that doesn’t directly benefit him. He’s lazy. He’s stupid. He’s a grifter. He surrounds…

YOU MEAN THAT TERRORIST FIST-JABBING SON OF A BITCH, OBUMMER?

This is the good shit.

The grille looks like an electric shaver.

Johns Hopkin sounds even dumber than before.

Do the cops you know talk about the “bad apples” in their precinct? I guarantee they know exactly who they are. Do they report them? No? Then they’re part of the problem.

I figured Key and Peeles already covered this.

I’m pretty sure that’s a comforter, not a sheetless bed.

Speaking of wallowing in it, I find it amazing that someone would start a troll account just to defend Melanie online.

The red is on the Paul Stanley car, because Stanley’s makeup includes red lipstick.

An ex girlfriend’s hometown had a Mexican restaurant that was previously a Dairy Queen. Everyone referred to it as “Casa de Q”.

You don’t have to respond to the fucking trolls. You can dismiss them.

You don’t have to respond to every fucking troll. You can dismiss them.

I'm mostly just amazed that you STILL have Sarah Braasch in her feelings. It's been like 2.5 years and she still refuses to just take the L and move on.