Chuck Schumer trying to buy votes with checks that will have Trump’s awful signature on them is a bold fucking strategy.

+1 4d3d3d3

I am once again asking for your algae.

If lethal force is justified, doesn’t matter how that force is applied, with a car or a gun.

The last time someone said “Fuck the flag”, this motherfucker tried it.

I’m just waiting for Laura Ingraham to tell Drew to shut up and throw the ba- *taps earpiece* ...Oh. I see.

“Failure to reduce speed causing an accident” is also against the law, you absolute fucking potato.

I remember when Sean Hannity said he’d do it. For charity. That was 4,060 days ago, and I’m still waiting.

“Clear communication is critical in times of crises,”the spokesperson said.

Evander Kane isn't white, everything else is spot on.

Don’t respond to your troll, just dismiss them. They’re never going to learn a lesson, they’re just here to shit up the comment section.

Ah, yes, because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned over the last few weeks, it’s that the cops can be trusted to do the right thing.

He’s a dumbass troll, best to dismiss and move on.

“Give me one example, please!”
*Receives several examples*
“LOL NOT THOSE THO!”

Per the next day’s blog, it was a 59% Nice Price win. Well done.

Here’s what they talk about at home: How much money they’ll make on their book deal the second all this goes south.

People said that exact same shit last time. Trump was the “burn it down and teach the DNC a lesson” candidate for a ton of disingenuous shitheels in 2016. It didn’t fucking work. In the meantime, the United States put up concentration camps, lost thousands of children seeking asylum, lost all international standing,…

The worst case scenario is that we get four more years of Trump

Who knew being a basement-dwelling racist dipshit was essential work?

...The whiplash the usual mailbag dullards are going to get from this headline is amazing.