That header image says it all. Jim Cooke is a treasure.

Ah, yes, the virtues of unpaid leave! Good thing we don’t live in a country where 78% of its workers live check to check. That would really make unpaid leave seem like a false choice, and something that anyone with a functioning brain would see as “bad”.

Because it’s a well-known fact that the world has no defenses against the Fiero’s charm.

I’m pretty sure Kinja getting Covid would qualify as a mercy killing.

Why didn’t you just dismiss the asshole?

Step 1) Ask to speak to a manager
Step 2) Get upsetting information
Step 3) Call a new set of managers
Step 4) Get more upsetting information
Step 5) Call the new set of managers’ managers
Step 6) Get upsetting handcuffs
Step 7) Run away from the managers
Step 8) Make a list of all the people harmed as a result of your…

Props to Tison for not laughing and shouting: “OH SHIT, CALL THE KARDASHIANS, THIS GUY HAS 3,000 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS!”

Because if any of those things happen, you’re increasing the amount of people you come into contact with, and thus, the chances of exposure. It’s entirely unnecessary, and is the entire point of why we’re locking things down.

Unless, of course, someone breaks down and needs a tow. Or gets into an accident. These are all risks that are taken any time you hit the road, but risks that are multiplied when you hit the road in unreliable shitboxes.

I like the idea, but is “the middle of a pandemic” really the time to be driving unreliable shitboxes across the country for fun?

The bloated lumpy one a miserable abomination [...] the clumsy bulge

If I buy it, do you think the sellers will invite me to their $160K cocaine party?

Just dismiss this dumbfuck, don’t bother wasting your time with him.

It’s funny, those bad-faith shitheels say the EXACT same thing about Trump. And if you point out any one of the billion racist things he’s said and done, they just ignore it and move on.

If they don’t call it 5cream, the franchise has lost all self-awareness.

OK, but who the hell is behind Milwaukee’s Charles E. Fromage?

Nothing says “I sit at the cool table” like gatekeeping The Matrix.

It’s, unfortunately, a lot simpler than that. These type of people sincerely believe that things like this only happen to “someone else”, and don’t understand that they’re “someone else” to everyone else.

The magic number for everyone who claims this isn’t a big deal is “at least one of that specific person’s loved ones”.

I saw him again in late April and was sick within days. He’s still fine, I’m guessing he’s asymptomatic. I was so upset with him, after a well deserved dressing down, we ended up breaking up.