That’s literally the entire point of flattening the curve. Yes, people are going to continue to get it, but getting it slowly is significantly better than everyone getting it all at once. Also, if the curve is slower, that means more people will be able to avoid the disease altogether by getting the vaccine when it is…

Her Read Along Mondays series is also awesome. Michelle is the best.

You don’t have to respond to all of the trolls. It’s best to dismiss their posts and ignore them.

The dude playing nonsense clips in the background like he’s part of the 102.9 KSUX morning zoo crew in 1995 needs to be launched into the sun.

Awww, orange fan sad.

I’m holding out hope that the list ends up on Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog. Which just so happens to be back this week!

Headstrong, bowels weak.

Just an FYI, you have a fresh imposter afoot.

Chicago/New York?

I too stereotype people I’ve never met.

Hit dogs hollering all over the place.

420 was yesterday, my dude. This thing is an abomination.

The only picture of LBJ worth talking about is one where he’s in his amphibious car, accompanied with the knowledge that he’d take people on rides in it, then plow into lakes shouting: “THE BRAKES DON’T WORK, WE’RE GOING UNDER!”

OR we could stop requiring the USPS to pre-fund pensions and make operational changes without having to consult with Congress, and the entire thing would be cleared up in a matter of months.

Bill Hitler was a real person, and was a badass.

I will NOT stand idly by and allow you to besmirch the good name of Billy Hitler, a man who got so mad at his douchebag uncle, he left Germany and joined the US Navy.

The point of my initial comment was, in response to you saying that their predecessors never had to give up anything of consequence to them, to say: "These assholes would say that the time their ancestors had to stop owning slaves at the end of the civil war was a sacrifice".

I was referring to the people that they were no longer allowed to own.

I’m sure some of them will tell you that their families lost a ton of property in 1865.

...Turn into? It’s not like they’re The Hulk, that’s just their default setting.