He needs some PPE,  but otherwise A+.

I haven’t noticed a thing.

“This 182,000 mile Jeep for sale for $2,650 is clearly a better buy than mine was at $700 (Well, maybe not clearly—it does have one major flaw...”

It’s also based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the Lancet’s study. The conclusion from The Lancet was that closing the schools - while doing NOTHING else (social distancing, closing businesses, etc.) would only decrease deaths by 2-4% from whatever level they were currently going to be. So if we were going to…

“Read a book”

The last time we split up, one side lost pretty decisively and never, ever got over it.

I can only speak for myself: I never think of Klobuchar, and when anyone brings her up, I’m reminded of the time she ate a salad with a comb. That’s immediately disqualifying, and if people want to add “she was a fucking goblin” to the list, cool by me.

Let me get this straight: 1) You’re shocked that there’s a political article on Jalopnik. and 2) You’re mad that people assume you’re an idiot?

I can hear him slurring his way through his Klan rallies now: “And whose name was on those shimulush checks? Those big, beautiful checks that everybody got, well, not everybody, I didn’t get one, but those perfect checks, and the fake news doesn’t like to talk about these checks, they said ‘oh, we can’t open the…

“I get what you’re saying, I’m just going to ignore it and continue shitting up the comments while pretending I just don’t get it”.

That’s not fair, there’s no way Shane McMahon can play QB for 8 teams at once.

He’s been missing for almost 23 years, how long do you have to carry a torch for a manipulative asshole before you’re allowed to not cry at the mention of his name?

They didn’t show up for Bernie in the primary. You know, the one he just dropped out of.

All that sounds just fine and dandy until you look at a calendar and realize it’s not 2016, Trump already won, and your master plan of “Show the DNC who’s boss” failed because the youth vote didn’t bother to show the fuck up for Bernie. He got slaughtered.

To your last paragraph - anyone thinking about sitting out or voting third party because their preferred candidate didn’t get the nod doesn’t worry about any of those issues or causes, because they have more than enough privilege to get through the next 4 years.

It’s not just a lifetime of being coddled, it’s also a lifetime of traumatic brain injury and prescription drug overuse.

Even in that article, there was no mention of the specific reason the GOP was pushing so hard, and why it was still a big deal for Democrats to turn out to vote. Aslan was the one to point it out in the comments that time.

OK, can we stop with the line that it’s a Dem’s fault (either Biden for encouraging participating, or Bernie for not dropping out sooner) that Wisconsinites had to go out on Tuesday and vote in the Primary? It’s been ALL OVER these sites for the last few days, and it sucks.

Spending tons of time and money on something really fucking dumb doesn’t make it any less fucking dumb. In fact, it does the opposite.

The 22nd amendment states: “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than…