There are people that, if Elon Musk held them down and shit into their mouths, would talk about what a hero he was for taking time out of his busy day to share a small, steamy part of his genius with them, that it tasted like Cap’n Crunch, and how you’re just hating because you didn’t get a mouthful..

I might. Chances are I don’t. Chances are better that I never get it if I get out of the area with the most people that do have it before it reaches critical mass and can stay away from as many people as possible.

Since you’re already out of the greys, and someone else has rightfully put you in your place - eat shit.

Jeez, the amount of price-gouging I’ve seen this pandemic is just disgusting.

As did Joe Diffie.

Ahead of Tuesday’s incident, Wilson “espoused white supremacist ideology” and “made a threat that if any agent attempted to [search his property] they should ‘bring a lot of body bags,”

There’s also the cost of retooling a plant and ensuring medical-grade cleanliness standards to consider.

In related news, Nick Kokonas found that Yelp made an Alinea GoFundMe without reaching out to him at all, and is doing it in the names of all sorts of restaurants right now.

“YOU CAN’T BE TURNED AWAY FOR NOT HAVING INSURANCE!”

Yeah, you are hoarding it. And it’s impacting people who need it. Good work, dicks.

I’m pretty sure the person you just unloaded on unnecessarily was agreeing with you. Also, there are millennials old enough to be the President of the US.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard this or not, but she’s John McCain’s daughter! Like, seriously! Her dad was John McCain! That means John McCain was Ben’s father-in-law!

Gen Z and Millennials have the numbers to take control. The failure to do so is entirely wrong, and needs to be continuously called out and shamed. “Kinda right” and “Not entirely wrong” is bullshit.

So, just to make sure I’m following: People who voted for a candidate they support - wrong. People who didn’t vote for a candidate they support - right.

Don’t forget the youth! Nothing says “revolution” like the revolutionaries saying: “Eh, why fucking bother?” en masse. 

yOU diDNt aNSweR My qUEstIOns.

No one, LITERALLY NO ONE, is claiming that student loan debt is the barrier we need to dismantle before we can grapple with Coronavirus. Well... I guess maybe there’s one complete dipshit saying that in other to set up a strawman.

You never asked me a question, genius. Continue your meltdown.

Nope, my college loans were paid off 4 years after I graduated, through hard work and sacrifice. But I’m well-adjusted enough to understand that my situation isn’t everyone’s, and there are millions of people that this will help. That’s more important to me than spending all afternoon melting down on the internet…

“People getting loan relief while the planet shuts down is like letting murderers go free.”