Not only that, he bankrupted a casino after his father walked in, bought $3.5 million in chips, and walked out with them.

Quit hoarding shit that other people might need.

His full name is Richard William Duncan Pound.

Warning: There are spoilers below for last night’s episode of The Walking Dead

I always hated that scene. If there are zombies, I’m done with the rules of the road.

They’ll probably get commendations for how they handled Coronavirus, too.

Kill the bottle of wine, but in the college sense of the word, wherein you chug it and black out until this is all over.

What, should we have stuck with snake emoji?

“I’d rather spread the disease and kill somebody else as long as my household is personally fine.” - Some Short-sighted Dipshit who doesn’t realize he’s “somebody else” to everybody else.

Or they just dug up his mom...

Ah, yes, “just following orders”. I hear that defense works really well!

“And Jesus said unto Lazarus, ‘LOL pull yourself up by your bootstraps, loser!’ And lo, Lazarus began to rot.”

“People have to go out sometimes, thus, people should just go out all the time!”

You’re getting a lot of flak for this joke, and it doesn’t make sense. I mean, why don’t people ever talk about how much real estate Stalin freed up?

I’m continuing to order at the same clip I was before, but I’m tipping more than I was previously, and using the contact-less delivery options that a lot of the apps have added. I have to continue to go into work, so the fewer people I directly interact with, the better.

NO U

Well said.

Jesus, can we extend the quarantine until we all agree to stop having ideas like this?

Sanders has signaled to his aides that he will not quit the race if the votes don’t go his way.

Usually when children ask a question, they’re willing to listen to what the answer is, rather than doubling down and spending multiple replies over two days gleefully missing the point.