Regal announced the closure of all theaters yesterday.

Prime Minister Johnson, who’s 55 years old

You can still buy stuff from third party sellers on Amazon. You just can’t buy stuff that says “fulfilled by Amazon” under the price.

On what fucking planet is Biden left of Obama?

The thin blue line is almost always hand-in-hand with someone saying “blue lives matter”. So, let’s go through a little exercise: If you decide to kill someone on your way home, you’re going to jail for a while. If that person you decided to kill happens to be a cop, you’re going to jail for a longer while. Blue lives…

There is literally 0 evidence that it came from eating bats. That’s the conspiracy theory being spread by the smooth-brained, and it gains traction with people like you who are all too happy to say “these people are dirty, of course that’s how it happened.”

Rogan more or less let the guy talk for the whole show.

Speaking of shitty diets, you should probably stop ween yourself off of racist conspiracy theorists.

And no one’s ever been able to give a satisfactory answer to the question of: “Why would you even WANT to?” It’s not like Song of the South had a bit of a liquor problem and went to rehab, sorted itself out, and needs a redemption tour, it was racist trash from the get-go.It was never supposed to be anything but.

Nah, the biggest objection to the film is that it’s straight-up and unabashedly fucking racist.

Whiggly was doing it yesterday. Still not sure how that account is ungreyed.

Wait, when did Eli start running for President?

Nah, no way in hell there’s a vaccine in less than 12 months.

Bernie refusing to bow out of a race he knows he’s not going to win? Where have I heard that one before?

Found the guy who heard Denis Leary sing “Asshole” and think “HEY, YEAH, HE GETS IT” and was too fucking dumb to get the joke.

Far more trans people get murdered for being trans every year than douchebros like you get “surprised” by someone’s trans status, but go ahead and keep fucking that chicken.

$2 million? That’s it? Hell, more fell out of his pockets when Warren folded him up and threw him in the trash on live TV.

“I’m Steve-O, and this is the COVID-19 Butt Chug!”

“Will the defendant point to the robot he has created?”
*Point*
“Please let the record show that the defendant has pointed towards Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
“FUCK!”

I’m always amused at people whining about the “participation trophy generation”, especially if the person whining is part of the generation that was buying/giving them.