So, what, Chewie is Rickety Cricket?

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Kunz spoon, and don’t feel like clicking links:

This guy was a textbook responsible gun owner 3 days ago.

...His refusal to recuse himself from the Epstein case is starting to make a lot of sense.

Why bother changing one bad thing, when there’s another thing that that’s bad? Doing multiple things is hard!

I have this theory, I haven’t really been able to confirm it, that they’d mostly spend their time talking about how such a candidate was “actually a Republican” and “not trustworthy”.

Your last paragraph is fucking hilarious. Trump has never put a statement in the proper context, and can’t even explain the word “caveat” in an understandable way, much less an extremely complex and life-threatening disease.

Not quite.

No, nobody cares.

She’s not some mastermind with a grand plan, she’s a turd desperately clinging to the Trump Sphincter. If the Trump Jr. thing doesn’t work out, you’ll see her on The Blaze.

All of these reviews that start with “I’ve been using this product for years” and end with “I can’t believe how racist they are!” are about as believable as the dipshits who show up here with a 5-minute-old burner account and fire off three “as a liberal Democrat [...] this is why I’ll have to vote for Trump” comments …

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter:

Estimates are showing around a 5 day incubation period, but it can be as long as 2 weeks. It’s upon us because “idiots infected with it” don’t seem to be time travelers.

The technical term is a shadowban, it’s usually on a site-by-site basis, and I believe you can email one of the authors to find out what happened and have it reversed.

Eventually, [airlines] will reach that glorious equilibrium where they realize the shittiest product possible that people are still willing to pay for.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Dunning-Krueger is a real motherfucker.

“Whenever I feel the need to say the word”

“I was not raised to treat someone based upon the color of their skin. So, to those people, I tell them, yes, I made a horrible decision in using those slurs toward those people.”

You know, you can dismiss trolls instead of shitting up several comment threads with them.