Warning: There are spoilers below for last night’s episode of The Walking Dead

I always hated that scene. If there are zombies, I’m done with the rules of the road.

They’ll probably get commendations for how they handled Coronavirus, too.

Kill the bottle of wine, but in the college sense of the word, wherein you chug it and black out until this is all over.

“I’d rather spread the disease and kill somebody else as long as my household is personally fine.” - Some Short-sighted Dipshit who doesn’t realize he’s “somebody else” to everybody else.

Or they just dug up his mom...

You’re getting a lot of flak for this joke, and it doesn’t make sense. I mean, why don’t people ever talk about how much real estate Stalin freed up?

I’m continuing to order at the same clip I was before, but I’m tipping more than I was previously, and using the contact-less delivery options that a lot of the apps have added. I have to continue to go into work, so the fewer people I directly interact with, the better.

NO U

Well said.

Jesus, can we extend the quarantine until we all agree to stop having ideas like this?

Sanders has signaled to his aides that he will not quit the race if the votes don’t go his way.

Usually when children ask a question, they’re willing to listen to what the answer is, rather than doubling down and spending multiple replies over two days gleefully missing the point.

Regal announced the closure of all theaters yesterday.

On what fucking planet is Biden left of Obama?

The thin blue line is almost always hand-in-hand with someone saying “blue lives matter”. So, let’s go through a little exercise: If you decide to kill someone on your way home, you’re going to jail for a while. If that person you decided to kill happens to be a cop, you’re going to jail for a longer while. Blue lives…

There is literally 0 evidence that it came from eating bats. That’s the conspiracy theory being spread by the smooth-brained, and it gains traction with people like you who are all too happy to say “these people are dirty, of course that’s how it happened.”

Rogan more or less let the guy talk for the whole show.

Speaking of shitty diets, you should probably stop ween yourself off of racist conspiracy theorists.

And no one’s ever been able to give a satisfactory answer to the question of: “Why would you even WANT to?” It’s not like Song of the South had a bit of a liquor problem and went to rehab, sorted itself out, and needs a redemption tour, it was racist trash from the get-go.It was never supposed to be anything but.