Nah, the biggest objection to the film is that it’s straight-up and unabashedly fucking racist.

Whiggly was doing it yesterday. Still not sure how that account is ungreyed.

Wait, when did Eli start running for President?

Nah, no way in hell there’s a vaccine in less than 12 months.

Bernie refusing to bow out of a race he knows he’s not going to win? Where have I heard that one before?

Found the guy who heard Denis Leary sing “Asshole” and think “HEY, YEAH, HE GETS IT” and was too fucking dumb to get the joke.

Far more trans people get murdered for being trans every year than douchebros like you get “surprised” by someone’s trans status, but go ahead and keep fucking that chicken.

$2 million? That’s it? Hell, more fell out of his pockets when Warren folded him up and threw him in the trash on live TV.

“I’m Steve-O, and this is the COVID-19 Butt Chug!”

I’m always amused at people whining about the “participation trophy generation”, especially if the person whining is part of the generation that was buying/giving them.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Kunz spoon, and don’t feel like clicking links:

This guy was a textbook responsible gun owner 3 days ago.

...His refusal to recuse himself from the Epstein case is starting to make a lot of sense.

Why bother changing one bad thing, when there’s another thing that that’s bad? Doing multiple things is hard!

I have this theory, I haven’t really been able to confirm it, that they’d mostly spend their time talking about how such a candidate was “actually a Republican” and “not trustworthy”.

Your last paragraph is fucking hilarious. Trump has never put a statement in the proper context, and can’t even explain the word “caveat” in an understandable way, much less an extremely complex and life-threatening disease.

No, nobody cares.

She’s not some mastermind with a grand plan, she’s a turd desperately clinging to the Trump Sphincter. If the Trump Jr. thing doesn’t work out, you’ll see her on The Blaze.

All of these reviews that start with “I’ve been using this product for years” and end with “I can’t believe how racist they are!” are about as believable as the dipshits who show up here with a 5-minute-old burner account and fire off three “as a liberal Democrat [...] this is why I’ll have to vote for Trump” comments …

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