Sweet, so all David Duke has to do is tell you he’s a Democrat now, and you’ll be upset when people don’t want him in the party?

That’s a fairly accurate video, but they’re not pulling NEARLY enough dipshit trolls out of the bushes to paint the full picture.

Discrimination factors into death penalty cases far too frequently for it to be a reasonable penalty, and the fact that innocent men are STILL being executed means that it should be abolished. You should have a MASSIVE problem with anyone being executed because he was “along for the ride”, and the 2nd half of your…

Hippies were a small minority of the population now, and the vast majority of them stayed that way. Just because 40 million Boomers say they were at Woodstock doesn’t make it so.

...I’m no longer sure what sort of website Gizmodo is.

...Did you have a stroke halfway through this comment?

The youths are soft. Back in my day, we did our own Googling, and we liked it!

Hitting a speedbump at 15 mph should take care of that problem.

The youths are soft. Back in my day, we drank colloidal silver, and we liked it!

Get back to work, Donald.

David has until tomorrow to get everything sufficiently covered/moved inside before freezing rain and snow rolls in and gives us more content.

Citation needed? And, no, your ass is not a valid source.

You’re right. “Interestingly” enough, its legacy as an example of out of control lawsuits is a great example of the power a corporation has to shift public opinion to cover its own wrongdoing.

The “coffee is hot lol, dumbass” joke fades as soon as you actually look at the case and discover that the coffee was so hot it fused a 79-year-old woman’s labia together.

I don’t think he’ll be applying for vanity plates any time soon.

Herb bought the entire company on the strength of the Deadspin brand. He had no idea the staff was as united as it was. To remove it would be literally throwing away his investment.

Small quibble with your Deadspin headline. It should be:

It sure is a shame when pesky facts get in the way of “decent conversation”.

“I didn’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelings. I’m just having a conversation.” - Every racist 12 year old on the internet.