If anyone’s getting thrown into the cargo hold, it’s going to be the people that don’t fit into their seats, so be careful what you wish for.

I’m always amused when I remember that Trump named his 3rd son after his own fucking pseudonym, which in turn was a word he stole either from a title he’d never have and misspelled, or the Wall Street Journal’s side piece.

All this groundwork for the post-Trump “Great Republican Redemption” is fucking nauseating. These cowards are doing everything in their power to have it both ways, in case Trump loses in November. They’ll point to their cowardly statements and book deals and say: “See, I was never on his side!” even though they were…

Barr recommending a lighter sentence for Stone gives cover for the pardon. Rather than: “Because I’m a slimy ratfuck and I’m bailing out my buddies...”, he can say: “Based on the sentencing recommendations by the DOJ...”.

I did look. And I saw 4 comments from him that you could’ve dismissed, and 3 replies from you that didn’t need to be made.

You have the option to stop responding to him and dismiss his replies to you.

Hey, look, it’s Becky with the bad take!

Sure, grandpa.

Larry David discussing the episode is outstanding.

People undergoing chemotherapy go from “hair” to “ bald” all the time, and no one gives them any shit about it. I know you’re a garbage troll, but anyone saying “LOL YOU HAVE A DISEASE” isn’t worth the defense you’re giving them.

It’s a 3 day old account, created solely for the purposes of being a dipshit, which is SHOCKING.

Counterpoint: Stop fucking doing that, asshole.

As opposed to one of those idiots that doesn’t understand a good joke when they read it?

Usually accompanied by my veering towards them for a brief moment so that the flash goes towards them

To the dismissed person who thinks eliminating school choice was “one of the first steps in destroying public education” and also started by Obama, your public education was destroyed long before Obama took office.

Eh, I’m sure Ronald Reagan said it at some point in time.

I mean, it IS Star Wars.

As does white Frankenstein creating a black monster and blaming it for everything.

Pelosi, when asked why she ripped it up: “It was the courteous thing to do, considering the alternative” was pretty solid.

Waiting for the Gamergate crowd to show up with the “FRANKENSTEIN IS WHITE, HE JUST IS!” takes.