Honestly, if it gets Trumpsi Gabbard off the debate stage, I’ll take it.

Hello Mr. Davis, would you like a 15 second old account to give you a 3 paragraph life story to make it seem like we’re all real people and then tell you about how our guy Andrew Yang is really the one who should win?

It’s a good thing Bill Hicks isn’t alive to read this.

I apologize and should have made my point respectfully.

Nope, she’s too old for him.

I’m always amazed by idiots like the OP pretending to be millionaires while also having no understanding of how tax brackets work.

Well, cut that shit out. Giving a troll attention has never made them go away.

I think it would’ve reduced Anti-Hillary votes, and avoided the suppression of Democratic voters. I think a (relative) unknown would’ve avoided enough of the “Well, she’s gonna win anyway, why bother” or “I don’t want to vote for either of them” BS.

Why are you engaging with an obvious troll?

“OK, now, everyone make a face like you’re trying to poop. Perfect!”

Trump responded by calling Christianity Today a far-left magazine, because we’re living in the absolute dumbest timeline.

“He’s a musical genius, but if I asked him to make a fake ID, he would have no idea how to do that,” Kelly’s lawyer Doug Anton said.

They didn’t even include Vibranium under the free-trade goods. America’s getting hosed on that deal!

The real crack pipe is in the comments.

You kidding me? The pro-life crowd would just say: “Yeah, well, my wife/daughter/sister had an abortion, too. Trump’s a changed man, now!”

When he said he “goes off the record”, he means he shits behind the Resolute desk.

Yeah, I also thought it was weird that they used the Honus Wagner card filter while de-aging DeNiro.

Man, you’ve been big mad about this for 2 days now. Maybe take the L.

Everyone sucks in this story. The guy suing sucks because he can’t read. The restaurant especially sucks because they’re only pointing this out because they’re mad about having to keep their people healthy. If that weren’t the reason, they’d have breakouts for the percentage that goes to their lease, and their…

I would have loved to see you during the 60s civil rights movement: “Look, the water fountain says ‘whites only’ and nothing you do can change that so just give up!”