Feel free to ignore all of the statistics that show that driving slower than traffic flow is dangerous, and that passing on the right is also dangerous. Congrats on being a shitty driver, and proving every point I brought up on the outset.

It’s not an attempt to “void his presidency”, it’s an attempt to hold him accountable for crimes he committed while president. They’re very different things, and to minimize that is just flat embarrassing. 

Well, torching creme brulee is an essential part of its preparation. On the other hand, Torching creme brulee is a lot like the movie American Pie.

Your analogy is horrible. Speeding is nothing at all like mugging. First, nothing is taken from anyone when someone speeds. Second, no one is being personally violated.

Which is amazing, cause I had to twice.

And before I go, just one more comment

It’s bizarre, because the same people who say shit like this ALSO think that Trump is smart because he has money.

It’s a real life version of the old Colbert picture.

This is extremely accurate.

Obviously, I wish you wouldn’t take the time off, especially given how shitty the last few months have been around these parts. That said, I understand why you would, and don’t fault your reasoning - it makes perfect sense. And you shouldn’t stay in a place that’s no longer enjoyable to be around, and shouldn’t feel…

I've said it before, I'll say it a million more times - I'm amazed at how sad someone's life has to be for them to stalk someone on Kinja. Keep calling them out, I'll keep flagging them.

Every single dipshit who’s mad online about Time’s Person of the Year won it in 2006, and I didn’t see them saying they weren’t worth it back then. Thus, they should fuck all the way off.

That’s the point, but it ignores the existence of pseudofolliculitis barbae, where coarse and curly hair causes severe skin irritation and can lead to scarring. People of color experience this more, and thus, regulations disproportionately impact them.

Uh oh. Get ready for the onslaught of “WHY DO YOU CARE IF I DRIVE A TRUCK, TOBY KEITH THINKS THEY’RE COOL, I BUY ROCKS ONCE A MILLENNIUM” comments.

Maybe next time, keep your “I typed New Jewey, teehee, oddly appropriate!” to yourself. It’s not appropriate, it’s not cute, it’s just racist. Especially since, in the next beat, you’re trying to convince people you care about the Jewish community and aren’t just regurgitating the same stuff the trolls in the gray are.

Nice try, Al Qaeda. 

“He has a wife and kids, dragging them into this would be disrespectful to them. ...No, of course the strip-searching wasn’t disrespectful to them.”

Welcome back.

Does this make Kathy Griffin Thor?

You’ve been here long enough to be ungreyed, so you’ve seen this conversation in the comments on a weekly basis, but apparently that’s not enough. To recap: