Just when I thought camping in the left lane at exactly the speed limit was peak annoying Prius, you go and do this shit to me.

Wasn't he the guy who did the zombie movies?

Loafy O’Bread is a marked improvement over anyone who's had an R next to their name for at least the last 50 years.

*Raises hand*
I thought that was CMT?

He used to be a decent poster. Then he started going on troll-ungreying rampages on a daily basis to “teach them a lesson”, and has just become more and more unhinged since. I’m not sure what happened, but a fuse seems to have blown somewhere along the line.

He used to be a decent poster. Then he started going on troll-ungreying rampages on a daily basis to “teach them a lesson”, and has just become more and more unhinged since. I’m not sure what happened, but a fuse seems to have blown somewhere along the line.

He used to be a decent poster. Then he started going on troll-ungreying rampages on a daily basis to “teach them a lesson”, and has just become more and more unhinged since. I’m not sure what happened, but a fuse seems to have blown somewhere along the line.

I think it’s weird, but I think humans is usually a weird attempt to be endearing, whereas anyone who uses “females” to refer to women is clearly a rabid misogynist.

Phew! I’m safe! *Glances nervously at case of Ez-Cheez*

Yep, you’re right. There’s a reason they got Capone on tax evasion and not the bootlegging or the murders.

You’re right, I meant Favreau, good catch.

I have a desk. Right now, I would bet you any sum of money that there’s a specific report I wrote 7 years ago in the back of the bottom-right drawer of my desk. That report could’ve been stolen at any point in time since the start of 2016, and I would have no idea until I went looking for it.

...Wait, did I just learn something about Douglas Adams?

Jezebel has survived enough attempted cancellations, we don’t need to give certain herbs any more ideas.

Why’s my nose bleeding? Ohhh... I fell dowwwwwn.

The reason there’s no Baby Yoda merch for Christmas is because Kevin Feige didn’t want the reveal to be spoiled. If it wasn’t this way, we’d have known about Baby Yoda back in July.

Maybe, just maybe, it is time to admit it isn’t working and can’t work and it’s time to try well, competency?

I don’t think the point of that post was to say “Drinking and driving is fine”. It was to say: “All of these other things are as shitty, and just as likely to kill people, and we should enforce them as harshly as a DUI”.

Some fine art pieces are used for money laundering, which probably helps.

These people aren’t smart.. They just want to try to own you so they can feel good about their own sub-mediocre selves.