I’m not sure things have been more negative lately.For example, there have been several blogs under the general theme of “Actually the Cybertruck is good”, which is mind-boggling to me.

You’ll notice, in both cases, I was defending the right to call things horseshit. Not quite the gotcha you thought it was, but better luck next time.

Breaking: People have opinions about stuff!

The person who thought “hey, putting fake testicles on my truck is a good idea” has already demonstrated enough mental deficiency that I’d be a fool to assume they’ve done it right.

“Let people like things” is a horseshit statement when the “things” people are liking include Evangelical Christianity’s rampant bigotry, the Prosperity Gospel, and the Catholic Church’s penchant for kid diddling, among many other examples.

The metal ones are worse, because if they break off, they have the potential to do more damage.

I request a waiver for Alice Cooper.

Plus there are probably some herbs that have already started sprouting in the floor!

And then, post-pineappling, those people should be subject to a virginity test on the recently pineappled region.

This dumb motherfucker paid Trump a million dollars to get put in the national spotlight, and a finger on the monkey paw slowly curled.

Oh, hey, look, it’s “lol who even likes this” guy! I was wondering if we’d get an article about anything, ever, where you didn’t show up. Glad you’re here!

The problem is, literally every single story on CNN is prefaced with “BREAKING NEWS”. I’m pretty sure Wolf Blitzer is contractually obligated to shout “Breaking News” before each fart.

That first one jumped out at me, too. Regardless of the fact that she’s a raging bigot, if she’s that stupid, she can’t be trusted to teach kids how to breathe.

As always, it depends on how you’re leveling the criticism.

Part of my freedom is the freedom to criticize others, and I will not forego my freedoms because they upset you. I’m sure you understand.

I’m not saying he can’t have a truck. I am saying that he’s not immune from criticism for that decision. Sedans of the mid-to-late 2000s were routinely in the mid-high 20s. My safety issue, apart from the sheer mass, is with the height of lights. And it’s a cycle that only perpetuates itself. I had a coworker trade in…

It’s disgusting to see you all making fun of this man, a true guitar wizard. He’s been pinballing from interview to interview, of course he’s going to make a mistake from time to time.

...I hate you. Have a star.

He has zero piratical knowledge.