You’re drastically underestimating the amount of people who buy trucks because they’ve bought into the truck guy image. I know 4 people who have trucks and use them for truck things basically never. I know that because I’ve asked. When pressed, they say they like to sit up high and think of SUVs as “mom cars”.

And yes, white men have been the core of that, but let’s also not forget that he won a majority of white women, too

Cosby stated that he believes he’s in the right place at the right time...

I seem to remember him getting thanked all the goddamn time.

This tweet is 2.5 years old, and it never stops being true.

My idiot brain always thinks dogs are boys and cats are girls, so I try to be sneaky with a “What’s your dog’s name?” 
Then, when the response is “Biscuit!”, my brain just starts shrieking.

If you need a character witness, I got you.

It’s incredible how loud a hit dog gets.

The original headline was “Mad Dash for Cash: Alleged R. Kelly ‘Sex Slave’ Jocelyn Savage Now Says She’s a Victim, Selling Her Story” (then it cuts off on my phone).

Is Karu gone after the R. Kelly headline disaster yesterday?

Did he get decapitated so hard his hat decided to go to space?

You kidding me? This thing would be lucky to be able to transform into a GoBot.

Luckily for us, there’s no chance of this happening. Solely because his map doesn’t have New Zealand on it.

People: “Does it really need to be aerodynamic?”
Also people: “I’ll never own a car with less than a 400 mile range!”

Judge Joe Brown claims to be a proud, unrepentant man, and yet is too afraid to say “pussies” online.  What a pussy.

Gordon Frohman, too!

Sebastian Gorka’s been known to wear a few.

*Coughs in Airheads*

“This is a waste of time”, “nothing will happen”, “impeachment is boring”, etc. are all phrases specifically designed to make people feel hopeless and thus accept the fuckery that’s going on. Russian troll farms are spewing this narrative as much as they can, and enough real people are grabbing onto it that it’s…

4/8ths of a year.