You should’ve pointed out that no one came over later in your initial complaint. From the way the first one is written, it sounds like you were mad that you were asked to transfer your tab, not mad that no one ever came back. You specifically said: “We didn’t order anything else”, which again, makes it sound like you…

“Hey, can I get one of those shirts? I was the one campaigning against Andrew Gillum in Flordia.”

Sarah Braasch, visualized

Don’t forget Tulsi. Her and Yang can go the fuck away forever.

Hang on. This cam can stay if there’s a reverse beer-chug version.

Nope, I'm pointing out that it’s more than just the old and overweight that get mocked, and playing the victim in that regard is pretty rich.

But of course, old and/or overweight people are the last groups it’s generally considered just fine to stereotype and look down upon, so...

I mean how do you define a generation that covers 3 decades when peeps these days need a new generation named for them every 20 days or so?

I was about to ask why the Labour party can’t pick somone better-liked than Corbyn, and then I remembered the 2016 US election and decided to shut the fuck up.

Yeet the rich

He’s still worth 108 billion. Where the FUCK do I sign up for a mattress that small?

I’m hoping that their descendants eventually decide to do what Hitler’s did and agree not to have kids for the betterment of society.

Ok Boomer

Voter ID never comes into a state on its own. It always comes in conjunction with closing DMVs and other state offices in predominately black areas, or drastically cutting the hours said DMVs are open, usually eliminating weekends first. Sometimes there’s enough public outcry to stop that, but it’s still always pushed…

Chris O’Dowd’s awful accent in the movie always gets a laugh out of me. I know he’s Irish, but when he’s fighting with Annie, he sounds Scotch-Canadian. “AND WE DID STOOF. FOON STOOF!”

I saw “Vicodin addiction”, and “clean for 20 years” and thought: “Well there’s no fucking way the math works out”, and then I looked at the date and things got way too real way too fast.

I refuse to believe anything’s being posted over there, and I’m not inclined to find out otherwise.

You really hate to see it.

I was making a joke in regards to an idiot claiming “boomer” was comparable to the n-word, not requesting to hire a boomer.