Rebuttal: Boomer please.

The biggest tell is that this blog isn’t titled “Look at the 4 Bronco shitboxes I just bought!”

Or a Chevy Cruze.

Yeah, these rich idiots don’t know what they’re doing, and I’m amazed that there are so many people here defending the decisions that will one day take Jalopnik down with DS and Splinter.

“What happened at ESPN when it got too overtly political”

Let’s run with this hypothetical.

You can ALWAYS tell the people who never once went to Deadspin by how hard they cling to the “THIS WAS CAUSE THEY STOPPED STICKING TO SPORPS” lie.

F

I thought I heard Alice say her parents had been at a wedding in Ireland, which at least gives themSOME measure of excuse.

Fox News junkies think Clinton had him killed, so it’s not like he got one over on anyone.

I regret to inform you that cinnamon rolls don’t really jive with the “stick to sprouts" mandate.

I hate that you said “racist algebra”. It got me thinking, and, as it turns out, 3/5ths of 8 years is 4.8 years... 

I just wanted to come back and apologize for my earlier post. It was written in anger, and now that I’ve calmed down, I realize how wrong and misguided it was.

If you ever came to Deadspin solely for their sports coverage, you’re an idiot. You can’t get mad at them for not being something they never were.

There was no "Getting hit by a bus", list invalid.

It’s a troll account, it’s been posting comments in the same format for a while now. Amusing, though.

What do the guidelines say about continually telling vultures to eat shit?

I’ve been saying this for days, I’ll continue to do it until they ban me, then I’ll fire up a new burner and do it again:

“[Biden] worked with Barack Obama for five years” 

These adorable bears are learning to eat food, and are doing great at it. Hopefully this teaching moment encourages Jim Spanfeller to learn to eat shit.