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David should’ve realized something was amiss when the Postal Jeep’s owner’s manual was bound in human flesh and inked in blood.

To the last point - when Splinter was killed, all of the sister sites were told not to speak of it. I’m sure that’s happened again.

Don’t worry - it’s not his. You could buy a rug of your own!

Splinter’s dead, Deadspin’s dead, what else do you want? Go find someplace else to troll, you absolute shitheel.

Seriously, get me a steady-drip IV of that entire paragraph.

I’ll take it.

If you teach the intent and meaning of what’s written, you also have to teach the part about how it was written by unreliable narrators with their own agendas. While I think that’s the most interesting part of the Bible, it’s not exactly going to make most people open up their wallets.

You copied that first sentence from Wikipedia, word for word, then ignored the rest of what I was saying. We’re done here. Enjoy your Chick tracts

I’ve been posting this article on George Parros in response to hockey fighting for years. I used to be a big fan of fighting, I’ve read The Code, Tony Twist remains on a shortlsit of favorite players etc... but I don’t think it has its place in the league anymore, especially with what we know about CTE.

And then you look at the intent of the people who wrote it. Example: The book of Revelations isn’t actually about the end times that haven’t happened yet, it’s apocalyptic literature about the fall of the Roman Empire. Tons of scholars have put in lifetimes of work as to why the Bible was written the way it was, it

Hey, eat shit.

This feels like a wake, and everyone else is way better at expressing this than I am, but here goes. I’m immensely proud of the entire writing and editing staff here, for doing what you all said you would in the face of this type of fuckery. Deadspin’s attitude and ethos can’t be killed, and even if the bones are

Wait. Does this mean Farmers = good now? I’m allowed to like JK Simmons again?

Hey, look who’s getting baited again!

Nearly all New Testament scholars and Near East historians agree that a man lived. They don’t all agree that that man was the actual Son of God. It’s an EXTREMELY big distinction that usually gets passed over by the people trying to trot out the “well, historians say he existed” talking point.

Seems like a bad day to be a popular entity with some takes on capitalism.

You clearly didn’t read Melwithoudiner5’s story, wherein the ghost was warded off by a crucifix. I’m not surprised, I’m sure you read that garbage Ouija story and thought: “Welp, time to march on down to the comments and defend trash!”

I really, really hope this isn’t the end of Deadspin, or Jezspin, for that matter.

I never met any of these dogs, but I feel like I’ve known them for years, and I’m sad that things are changing. I’m happy for these dogs, though, and I’m sure they’re living their best lives, even if it feels like the vintage shop is closing.