Yeah, it’s weird. I know they’ve been here a while, which is what threw me off. Can you imagine the mentality that leads someone to think: “I understand racism, someone was mean to NASCAR once”?

I appreciate your coverage of potential Olympic events, specifically the 40-yard ass.

The fundamental difference between “race” and “fans of stuff” is the exact reason why you can’t just substitute them willy-nilly. If you’d actually experienced any ACTUAL racism, or talked to someone who has, you’d understand why they aren’t equivalent.

The fact that you think replacing “race” with “NASCAR” is an acceptable substitution is patently insane. Liking NASCAR is a choice you made, and one you can end at any time. It’s something that you can easily hide, by taking off your hat and hiding your shitty Dale Sr. tattoo. None of that applies to racism. That’s…

“Not you, though, you’re one of the good ones”.

“To classify NASCAR after one experience or one track’s fan base is JUST like racism, no? You know, the who generalization about an entire group of people or things just from one small interaction with a portion of that group? “

I forgot about that time we made NASCAR fans slaves for 400 years, then systematically…

That’s how you know he’s a true member of the Gawkmodo staff.

I appreciate your dedication to censoring the license plate number in all of the pictures - save the header one.

Yeah, I’ve got that one pre-ordered. Hopefully it’s better than Seventh Void was. I’m a big fan of Kenny, but I’m worried I prefer him in a support role.

I really liked the absurdity of Big Head pouring cans of Coke out on the trees, then telling Jian Yang “I got you more cans” to shoot at.” Why do that outside?

RIP Peter Steele.

The clip of him and Melanie realizing what’s happening makes me not have to drink as much tonight.

I should start a PR company where we write the copy for all of these horseshit apologies and then make the exec write them in their own handwriting. Lend some artificial gravitas to the shituation.

Lumpy Cat is my new Lard and Savior.

So, you worked with them - why the fuck did your initial comment forget about them?

Tons of bills are coming out of the House. The Senate is the problem.

This is Trump’s 144th consecutive infrastructure week, and just like the 143 preceding it, he’s accomplished exactly 0 on that task, due solely to his own incompetence and idiocy.

Apart from his zip code and profession?

The taxpayers will foot the bill for any lawsuit, as they always do. It’s infuriating.

The taxpayers will foot the bill for any lawsuit, as they always do. It’s infuriating.