I'm still not entirely sure what a reddit is. Because I am old.

Is Simpsons Christmas Boogie up for anything this year?

Bang the Russian Agent Slowly?

I have an enemies list, but I am always at the top of it.

Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck?

Vince will have you know that they're real and they're spectacular.

GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!!

The talented, bespectacled people behind the widely popular podcast…

I feel like upvoting this is contrary to the general spirit of this Newswire, but I just couldn't help myself.

Jared Leto angrily mails a used condom to Dorothy Hamill.

We also would have accepted:

The AV Club??

Never forget that the line, "Let's try spinning, that's a good trick" was written by George Lucas. And he probably wasn't even drunk when doing so.

I'd love to help you out, Western Addiction, but my medication contraindicates listening to this song.

something, something…possiblae go wrong.

Powder 3: Do You Have Any Idea Of The Street Value Of This Mountain?

I'll wait for the John Wick theme park, thank you very much.

He went in for an audition and…Yahya, Yahya, Yahya, he's the new Black Manta.

Playing with fire, Berlanti. You don't want Margot Kidder on your bad side.

The Guinness farts are no picnic either…