Raspberry Guinness, Tartar Control Guinness….

Good news, honey! I cancelled our trip to Dublin. We're going to Relay, Maryland instead. Huzzah!"

Is there really anyone who can resist the temptation to click on these hidden spoiler posts? I sure can't!

I've heard rumor she can kill you with her brain.

Please punch yourself for that.

Old David Mamet single.

Ahhh, that one belongs in the Hall of Fame of bad accents.

"Fuck the Machine?"
"Fuck the Machine?"
"Fuck the Machine!!"

Tomb Raider will see Lara set out to clear her father’s disgraced name…

Butt stuff.

Starz: Come for the Ash vs. Evil Dead, stay for the American Gods.

Or those of us who haven't seen it & don't plan to?

Ugh. That pun is pretty fa fetched.

Isn't this what that Kings of Leon song is about? Some sort of really painful venereal disease?

That guy is extremely punchable. More so when he's wearing that doofy yellow scarf.

I got "faxed" at the beach once. It wasn't all it's made up to be.

You'll see.

JOURNEYS CAN BE STRAIGHT LINES!!!!!!

I would submit that this is a story problem, not a title problem.

Well, him and every last person at Red Letter Media.