The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?
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Yes, but is Dr. Pepper the reason she has NO WRINKLES????? She could pass for 70!! (the new 70, not the oldschool 70)
Best thing I've found for under-eye circles and puffiness is by Soap & Glory, called "You Won't Believe Your Eyes." They list it as skincare, not cosmetics, but it kind of functions as both. It comes in a tube with metal rollerballs for cooling application. It's a creamy lotion with a sheer iridescent…
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I wonder why our first instinct is to be like "ohhh no I'm totally fine THIS BIG HORRIBLETHING? no big deal" is it a survival thing? Because it seems totally counterintuitive...
This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.
Seriously? The Replacements would never have played at the student union in the 80s!
It's like a different, more sinister cold every year (in Rochester, at least).
Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.
That's what she said.
Yup. We had one like this in the ceiling over the master bedroom, when my folks were still married. They had chewed through, down to the popcorn ceiling, which had begun to sag.
My dad of course first attempted the tried-and-true investigative method of "go poke at it." I was just a little squirt, so my memory might…
nooooooo
That was your brain saving you from the madness of fully comprehending that many yellow jackets living so close to you all this time. Yikes!
Oh, fuck you. The world isn't your magical happy place where nothing will ever bother you.
It is a Target problem - Target could tell the guest designers that they need a collection that fits sizes 0-24 because they want a line that fits most of their customers. But they don't.
An apology is not enough. Fix it, motherfucker. AND: kindly use decent fabrics and eschew the fucking poly in the plus sizes too. AND: our arms are not that fucking long - we're just bigger around. Jesus. Why is it so hard to get this right? (And I can actually wear most Target XLs).
I saw the photo and told myself that if some asshole was in the comments flipping shit over the fact that she's holding a cigarette in the lead photo that I would stop and get some ice cream on the way home from work. So. Thanks.
The fact that you're equating smoking while pregnant and murdering someone is... interesting.
People get in a box with food and then they can't escape it. My mom can't eat anything with flavor. She loves unseasoned roast beef and boiled ham. Plain egg salad. Yellow cheese. Anything else makes her "indigestion" act up. Can't take her anywhere, or she'll just sit sadly and stare at the half-eaten…