Other nations with compulsory celebration of the military: North Korea, Cuba, China. Good company. We should be just like them.

No they’re not. I own one.

Well? Are great again, yet?

The Jalopnik bump.

On the flip side - you can afford hundreds a night but balk at $5? *side eye*

One can only imagine how a 14 year girl can afford racing and private race car instructors and time on a private track....she must have really worked hard selling lemonade.

Meh. Every state would do the same thing. There have been multiple disasters and everyone picks up and rebuild. Has nothing to do with Texas. I cannot stand people who think their state is somehow better than everyone else’s it’s so asinine. Texans and New Yorkers might be the two worst about it.

Shootingbrake!.....Domo Arigato AM Zagato

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

They’ve re-branded to the Alt-right. Same flavor, new logo.

Because Jackie Chan needs more asses to kick?

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

How Spider-man PS4 came together:
Movie company: Here’s 100 million dollars. Make a video game to release near the movie’s release date.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

Ironically, the car itself is covered in tumors.

Glad to see you’re going out of your way to make sure we blame the workers.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Only mildly related: several years ago I was in the parking lot of a small grocery store when I hear a woman yell “well shit I locked my keys in the car.” Being the nice person that I am I decided to help. I walked over to her car, reached in through the window, took the keys out of the ignition, and handed them to…

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.