Don’t use lean meat.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

It’s not 500% more in Australia, Tom. I don’t know the regular price of the 911R in Australia, but you forget that you come from land of cheap everything.

You must live in an area where there’s good drainage.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

Use a private browser, too - you don’t want those cookies and (linen) ads following you around the internet.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

Did not need you for this lesson.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

roof racks you idiots!

but but but... running a business is just like running the most powerful country on earth!

I know, if only we elected someone with some foreign policy experience right?

When I was 7 years old I wrote something kind of shitty in a note and got caught, the first thing my parents said was ‘NEVER put shit like that in writing’.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

You would be one of only twelve people in the entire country that would think that ...

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

I wonder how much do you actually care about the class at all.

Like. I fucking hate these people. I am pro-choice because I hope I never am in a situation where I want or need an abortion. Fuck this guy. Fuck him and everyone who thinks this way.

My BFF and I met at our Catholic college, we had both mostly given up our religion by that point, but we had the history/tradition. Fast forward 10 years, her (now) husband was raised atheist and it's always amazing to watch his face as she describes some of the intricacies of the Catholic faith to him. He gets this…