Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

You seem to forget that the entire exception was crafted BECAUSE the federal standards were utter shit and didn’t deal with the state’s urgent needs.

From the one pic I saw of the jacket, it also had what I think were a soviet star and Israeli flag. I don’t think he exactly had a coherent ideology.

I bought some “track” Hotwheels that have legit rubber tires and good weight to them with some bounce in the suspension. As an intelligent father, I bought two of each and promptly took *my* set to my office.

Actually cheating is outside of the couple; that’s why it’s cheating.

Hate to break it to you, but FI does not have traction, stability, or ABS controls.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

Oh stop being a fucking pussy. Kobe won an Oscar so get over it.

If the decision was made on a Friday afternoon, I wouldn’t expect to hear back from the Italians until Monday at the earliest.

In a similar mixup, I have been washing with powdered cheese. That explains the odd smells in my house.

2. Go to work as a cop and then tell us again, you asshat.

In order to plead madness as defense you need to sow the seeds early otherwise no-one will buy it.

you would have to be some kind of special retard to not know what’s going on here. clearly visible stop signs etc. what happened here was that guy who drew all the chalk and spread all the leaves didn’t like that people were parking alongside that bend, and decided because he’s richie rich, he gets to fuck with…

Check the BMW stand

Here’s one... It’s like you’re dating a supermodel who loves unprotected sex and wants to have it with YOU.

It isn’t self-hatred. It’s about the fact that they will do or say anything for votes - it’s worse than self-hatred.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

If they’re getting Penske IndyCar drivers in IMSA, how long ‘til Logano gets in on it as well? Partially because he does have a road-course win in NASCAR, but also because I want to hate him in multiple series.

Depends; are they Richard Petty Motorsports fans? Because losing is a tradition as well.