This has a real ‘internet of the ‘00s’ vibe to it, and that’s high praise.

This is what the internet is for.

You should check out Kevin Sorbo’s twiiter for some more batshit craziness.

“Florida Representative Matt Gaetz is now on the floor blaming antifa for the Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol.”

For 12 hours.

Grand Poobah and the Beirdos should also be remembered.

I really love MAGA Che Guevara here. Someone please give him the t-shirt/dorm poster treatment.

They lie like they breath. Lying liars. Every shit-stain at Twitter is partly responsible for this mess. You don’t get to pretend you have standards after willingly being used as a propaganda machine for four fucking years.

Wow. Here I was, merely hoping that they’d ban the Fanta Menace’s Twitter account at 12:01 EST on Jan 20, but I guess there really is a line he could cross that would make it happen early.

I think the closest you get in recent memory would be Jimmy Carter - but he was also a lowsy president - a wonderful diplomat, has done a lot as a ex-president, but in the office he was pretty much ineffectual.

Carter. His administration didn’t get the results it hoped for, but it was fucking honest and honorable.

charlie kirk is a turnip faced little shit and for 2 dollars i would beat him mercilessly with the nozzle end of a fire hose for 13 and a half hours straight and leave him for dead in the woods.

We’re fucked.

Hearings are good and all (although I don’t have a ton of confidence in Democrats’ ability to land punches), and making Trump’s sabotage of the Postal Service a campaign issue is smart political strategy (Trump is unpopular, whereas the Postal Service is very popular).

Dorothy was the most. My favorite quotes include:

There’s nothing judging in your comment. Seeing a man and a woman in (I assume) a sexual relationship talk about a moist vagina as some kind of health problem is really sad. 

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

But Sir Mix-A-Lot, if your dick is as big as an anaconda then you probably have a serious medical condition! 

This reminds me of a story. Norman Mailer’s publisher had him substitute the word fug in The Naked and the Dead. When Mailer met Dorothy Parker, she said, “So you’re the guy who can’t spell ‘fuck.’”