“Keep it up, you’re doing great!”

“You probably shouldn’t be airing this out in public.”

“Dude, calm down.”

Yes, these tweets definitely convince me that Zach Smith would never lose his temper and act rashly or try to intimidate the people around him. Clearly Zach Smith is a calm individual who only speaks or acts after much thought and careful deliberation about how he will affect others.

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

No, Zach Smith is having THE public meltdown

Truly Zach Smith knows why the caged bird tweets.

Stupidity. It tweets because it’s really fucking dumb.

I never realized he was completely and totally innocent and really the victim in all this! It’s nice of him to clarify the real story. He’s such a babe in the woods, it’s infuriating that everyone everywhere in the world is out to get him. Except me.

Someone had some Ambien.

Just as in Baghdad, the term “Green Zone” is meant to provide participants a false sense of safety.

Maybe he thought she was only wearing a red waistband.

I keep thinking that if the whole Donald Sterling thing happened, say, last year, he’d probably still own the Clippers. 

Hard to believe that a guy whose Twitter handle is “Big Ben” would come off like an alcoholic with rage issues and think it’s something to brag about.

“Either that or there’s something else about Serena Williams that he thinks doesn’t “respect the game and the place.” But what could it be???”

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

Ridiculous. Let’s google French Open 2018 and scroll through some images.

It’s okay. My wife won’t let our cat wear a Serena Williams suit, either.

Just to round out the failure of Kroenke Sports, he owns an Overwatch League team that decided to bench their tank in the playoffs (a player who would later be runner up in the MVP vote) before immediately being bounced from the playoffs.

Pictured: Bernard Guidicelli