He keeps using the word “motherfucker” but I’m not sure he knows what it means.

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

Had good money on a “GET OFF THE PHONE/SHUT UP MOM!” moment in there.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

It’s “Hear, hear.”

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.

I support the right of all people to engage in whatever intimate acts they wish.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

At no point during that video did I hear either man say “no homo”.

If he’s an Associate Prof, he’s got tenure, and that smile is because he knows the school can’t do diddleshit to him for this. He’ll be a legend among his undergrads, too.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Mr. Bresciani is a graduate of the Ken Starr School Of University Administrators.

Their first plan was to design new “media only” bathrooms after the one that Carson Wentz got himself trapped in.

Why just burden others with a massive e-mail signature when you can also include your fucking resume in the body of the text.

Maryland! Fuck yeah!

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Another five-star recruit hauled in by Petrino. He may have his flaws, but you can’t deny his recruiting prowess.

correction: Kevin Durant met Katie Ledecky