Nah man! Bullets totally can curve! I saw it in this documentary that featured Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman!

/s

I guess we’ll just assume that a cheeseburger and a Big Gulp were inside the vehicle?

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

One of the many reasons is expensive to be poor.

Seems silly to intentionally wreck a perfectly good car

One of my favorite Pratchett insights.

What I really want to know:

In my neighborhood this would be grounds for Karen to call the police. She’s got them on her speed dial. 

For those of us old enough to be around during the beginning of the internet, remember when everyone thought it was going to usher in a new age of enlightenment? Yeah, that didn’t work.

you are a colossal idiot. 

“Trust the customers”

I figured it was the red mud flaps.  Maybe it was a combo effect?

Clearly the driver couldn’t handle all the power added by those stickers.

I was out as soon as I saw those stickers that scream “more bravado than sense.”

I would guess there’s more bent up than just the bumper. It’s also a higher mileage engine already. No Dice unless I get confirmation from a body shop that the subframe is straight along with any other crumple zones.

Rode hard and put away wrecked.

Nope! I’ve worked in body shops and front-end damage is the worse thing to deal with. It’s called a “crumple zone” for a reason. Yeah, you can part it out, but it might be tough to earn back your $3,000. Plus the overall condition, boy-racer BS and high mileage are negatives. Overpriced. ND!

I heard it wasn’t even really an electric vehicle! Joe just wants to kill the oil industry!

HD needs to do something different or they are going to become a logo holding company.

With HD’s illustrious track record in cultivating the Buell and MV Agusta brands, I’m sure this will turn out splendid.