In this segment, I’d take the CR-V first followed closely by the CX-5.

Except they have to sell those cars with a broken/near burnt out screen

I think something was lost in translation when the market said “I like Audis, but they always seem like they’re full of knobs”

Naaw, it’s just a Camaro. Those things never hurt anybody. 

I don’t even know why Mustangs go to Cars and Coffee anyway. Predictable car for unimaginative people and there’s literally millions of th...
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... there’s one behind me right now, isn’t there?

Flowers aren’t my thing but damn, that’s impressive.

For less than a million I can have a McLaren and a GTR Alpha 16.

Exactly. It’s largely the same car with some performance bits and new interior and bodywork. Being a “special limited edition” is worth something, but not a nearly 10x multiplier on the sticker price.

That’s not the correct translation: “if you intend to buy this car not new without the mercedes service package that when anything happens, you can just leave the car there and they come get it, and you, give you another car, and take care of yours, you might be an idiot.”

this is not a gearhead car. This is a rich…

“ If over-engineered pieces of shit are a concern, this may not be for you”.

Less a Taurus, and more like a Chrysler 200 with Mercedes fascias. I guess this could be the Hellcat 200. 

Already been introduced  via the many mechanical/electrical horror stories endured by some I know who have owned such products from their industry.

Translation: “ If over-engineered pieces of shit are a concern, this may not be for you”.

Fast fwd ten years when this is sitting at a Buy Here Pay Here lot, and the new owner drives down the street sideways.

It frustrates me that idiots like these can somehow afford nice cars, but all I can afford is a super used minivan - despite having a Bachelor’s and two Master’s degrees.
I guess it’s my fault for being a teacher and having multiple kids, though.

If only the RS3 hatchback were available in the US....

STFU. Really. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. 

No no no no no.