145.988 Knots

Ok, I’ll let it slide.

Are you actually laughing out loud when you type that or are you a fucking liar?

Bear Friday is the best way to kick off the weekend. Bear Saturday is where the real fun starts though. Grrrrrrr

You just seem a little angry about the cool kids!

“If you’re not well liked, you get ridiculed for “breaking” the rules. If you’re well liked, well, you get blog posts about you.” Were you bullied a lot in high school? I really think it’s more “If you break the rules to have fun and be entertaining you get blog posts about you. If you break rules to try to cheat and…

I’m a data scientist so working with this kind of stuff is what I do for a living. I would give my left-night to have access to all of their data. I know I could make some awesome predictive models about what vehicles are going to become future collectibles. Not just based on make/model/year/miles but tons of…

That’s.... that’s exactly what that is in the picture. Pause the video at 0:27. It’s literally a box on wheels.

I’m pretty sure the vast majority of cars are still 5 figures in 2017.

Settle down there.

My nerd wagon is just more interesting to me then the much nicer 4 series. Although the msport package version was a blast and super nice.

Yes, a lot. But that’s not really the reason. I guess if I bought a newish car (the depreciation is so awesome after 1 or 2 years I could never buy new) I would think “This is nice. This is a nice fancy way to travel around. I am a good and productive person of moderate importance.” as I scooted off to work. Instead I…

They aren’t similar at all. And I know that makes me really different from the average consumer (aren’t I a precious snowflake) of luxury autos. I like weird and stupid and rare (to the point of being pretty pretentious some people say) and I’m also a cheep-ass. And yeah it’s a manual.

Trust me, my girlfriend was very confused. At one time my newest of 4 vehicles was a 1974 so I’m used to weird old crap other people find odd. “Why do you have to drive that?! You have money.” Yeah I know but I... I don’t know.

I just found everything new and under, say $45k to be boring. Really nice but just kinda the same. The Audi’s were like the BMs which were like the Mercedes and Lexus. I just couldn’t think of a reason why I would spend that much money on something I didn’t love. Then I found a WRX wagon with one owner and low miles.…

Randy Randerson? Classic Rando.

I’d rather have the Audi RS7. Was test driving new/cpo BMWs earlier this year just way too many models. Took me a month to finally learn about them all. I really liked the 4 series with the manual but they were just sorta boring.

As a long-time motorcycle/Vespa rider I have kicked a few cars mostly when they are trying to merge into/onto me. Also sometimes just cause the person has a stupid face.

Andrew Collins is the only person under 50 who gets excited by (newish) Acuras.

Well done. You have just leveled up the “Reading Comprehension” skill! Keep at it!