1.88 mm is the Bulgari.

Oh my god I love that!

I just sold my base model (manual windows, manual) 2018 JL for $2k more than I paid for it new so it’s gonna be hard to find something under $25k

A 2001 Arnage weighs about 5600 lbs. Grey Poupon on Amazon is about 45 cents/ounce meaning the car would be worth $89,600 if it were made of mustard.

My Focus RS does 140 in fifth, I lost my license cause I can’t drift...

So you’d just “properly repair” things until you had spent $2000 and then you’re magically correct. Ok gotcha. How do you define properly? Shouldn’t that be up to the owner and their goals for what they want to do with the car?

Where did you come up with the “$2000 worth of work” number? Your imagination or your ass? 

“You won’t sell 17 trillion of them a year, that’s also fine.”

“There’s $2,500 cash at stake here! Think of all the Craigslist shitboxes you could get with that kind of money!”

I find it amazing how janky a lot of the interior and bodywork look. Yeah you can say “Well they are not mass-produced, these are special cars built by craftsman and artisans.” and to some extent you’re right but in another, more accurate, sense it’s just a lot of hastily thrown together stuff with little forethought.…

“I’ve totaled 48 vehicles in the last 7 days”

Get that Ice Dragon boiling huge vats of water and you got some sweet steam power and a lot of clean whores!

“Walter Frey”

Dude you have really strong opinions about cruise control and vocabulary. Did your dad beat you with a dictionary or something?

“Find a good indy, bring the parts to them, and get it done.”

“My man, somehow I doubt celebrating will be much of a problem for you.” Fucking brutal!

Uber’s business model requires a constant influx of drivers, so it’s taken to investing in controversial leasing programs. But those options haven’t come without controversy.

The GE Profile Performance™ 21.9 Cu. Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator was the best Fridge built in 1998.

My passion is telling you that you are hella angry about boring things.

You dorks have really strong opinions about boring things.