I 100% agree with you. I think Runaway is pretty great, but I think the rest is mediocre to bad. I understand that taste is subjective, but Kanye is a terrible singer (he even sounds bad when he’s autotuned), his lyrics are atrocious, and to me a lot of what people hail as genius is just overstuffed, over-produced…

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

Those women look like Nasim Pedrad dressed as Aziz Ansari on SNL

I would love to visit Iran, but it’s a terrifying prospect.

To Hassan Rouhani, Thanks for Nothing! Leili Maleki 

1. “Yard Goats” is a great name:

Houston plays the least interesting brand of basketball? Super teams are more interesting? I’d say that title goes to GSW, who themselves are the most boring NBA champions in the Lebron James era, and probably further back than that. It’s pretty damn boring to watch 5 future HoF on the same roster, where the sheer amou…

Your know what? It happens. This is not a regular thing though... just a recent thing Harden. In fact, Harden’s 27 FTA’s only ranks 15th all time and there are 5 other CURRENT players (including another guard) that have attempts for more albeit not this year. Dwight Howard has two such games ranked ahead of Harden…

Wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhh, my favorite team doesn’t have a player as good as James Harden, cried the entire comments section.

Comment section so far is juuuuuuuust about what was expected.

I happen to not want to listen to the people who agree when Trump calls people of my ethnic background “rapists and criminals,” and I don’t think that’s an unwarranted response on my part because fuck those pieces of shit.

“Kids, when you’re trolling around the internet looking for reasons to be offended, the best bet is to offer this sense of being persecuted in the form of projection. You see, the key to being the most gaping asshole you can is to accuse others of whatever shithead thing you’re doing at any given moment, and then nod…

“I’m sorry that one of your parents is me.”

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Christ, what an asshole.

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

Finally, a reason to dislike Kobe.

Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.