“ He had to think fast” 2 Fast, for 2 much Furious action to handle. Ba dum tish.

She wanted to set her SOUL on fire.. ugh I’ll see myself out.

Sports cars should be faster than a Camry.

Copper plugs are usually ok, as long as you’re fine with changing them every 10-20k miles.

Yeah, my old house had like a quarter mile of straight shot before my driveway. But I sorta had a plan to mitigate loss...

You are sadly mistaken. This is the greatest sounding engine of all time.

If you decide to run from the police in your Toyota Echo...yeah, there is likely a host of other equally poor decisions that lead up to that moment.

Fact: I suplexed a de Havilland Comet 9 times and took its lunch money in 1964

“We humans are so small and weak compared to modern jets.”

JMHO, Venezuela now = California in about 20 years.

Trump is a buffoon, he is an orange ha..er..what? He is accomplishing things?

It doesn’t need to ease tensions, it just needs to work. I don’t care if the other guy with a gun is mad at me, as long as I’m the one sitting behind bullet proof glass.

I bet to chickens, cockroaches probably taste like...chicken.

I think pretty much everything is delicious if you’re a chicken.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

This isn’t sniper fire anymore, it’s an artillery strike.

How do you defend against a two-mile shot in the middle of battle?

I love my Camry because I can embrace my inner lead foot and still not stick out like a sore thumb. Cop catches up to the pack and he has to pick which black Camry he saw blow past him a few miles back.