Also, by now the flag would probably be white if it’s still there, so everyone will think it was actually the French who were there first.

Damn. Harbor Freight’s selling rockets now?

Only 10 over? I laugh as I pass you on the highway. Growing up in the Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball Run, Dukes of Hazard etc generation I have urge (akin to the salmon returning to his home stream) to drive fast all the time (although like you in town I am way more reserved). The feeling of endorphins I assume is…

Counter point continued:

Kids first car? Screw that, I would take that and buy a kid a cavalier.

I’m buying it and selling it to David Tracy for $3,500.

“The Aztek heavy set woman at the end of the bar scores highest or second highest in every APEAL component measure personality test except exterior styling.”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

“won’t be obnoxiously uncomfortable to another user”

ALWAYS.

So what you’re telling me is that I can inform my wife that a hellcat is a more practical purchase than a Grand Caravan?

Why stop at the mower? You can get a 6.5hp Predator engine for $120. Strap it to your $15 bar stool for $21.50/hp*.

I’ve sent Bburago Ferraris flying down the stairs at scale speeds of what must have been Mach 3. I only had some light scuffing and lost mirrors.

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

Manual Chevy SS

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Well if Beijing wants them gone they have an incentive to put even more pressure on Kim.

Saber-rattling Chinese, when they’re not fortifying islands in the South China Sea as territory grabs or just giving their usual lip service about controlling Lil’ Kim, get pissy-moany over the capabilities of American radar systems.

Yeah god damned shame when you can miss out on genocide and be on the right side of history.