Just when you think Rubio can sorta claim the ‘young intellectual of the GOP’ title he’ll say something short of “You know what? I’d rather just look and sound like a dumbass”.

You know what? I’m not one of those “I hope this person gets maimed or killed” sort of people.

“How To Date White Women”

Frantically scrubbing the blood from under her fingernails.

Yeah okay maybe I shouldn’t indict the whole CPD for the brutality of “a few” but yall just put together $150k to get a murderer out of prison what in the fuck do you want me to think?

I have friends and family that volunteer as escorts at their local Planned Parenthood and the stories I heard from them (before that bullshit video) were horrific. People throwing food and rocks at pregnant women, drive by slurs, random strangers just walking up to yell directly in their faces, etc.

This is incredible.

As a bartender, nothing infuriates me more than “just a beer.”

Do you even fucking know what “smack in the middle of the Southside” is?

I like how Trump positioned “Black Lives Matter” as the reason for this like they wouldn’t love to treat this as a genuine achievement.

but 24 hours out you’d find very little outrage or thoughtful insight as to the fate of Tyshawn Lee.

It’s like the Jon Burge days all over again!

Good to see Frisky Dingo on any list but no 12 oz. Mouse or Xavier Renegade Angel? Not even Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil?

I came here to look for this.

DISAPPOINTED.

Oh shit. I love this. She lives around the corner from me and she has a goddamn tour bus with a cat painted on it. She also upgraded her fleet and has a smaller vehicle with a big ass cat on top of it. It’s so majestic.

I can still vividly see her cheeks pulsating as she sucked that thing dry.

Fuck Governor Rauner.

I forget how funny the tfwiki is.

This fuckin Starbucks article annoys me more than I wanted it to. I live in the same city as this fucksuck? Where does he live? I want to throw Starbucks sandwich ham at his face.