I believe Far Side Gallery 2 had a foreword by Stephen King that was suitably Stephen King-ish. In the folksy, conversational, “weirdo from Maine” sense, not the “last third of It” sense.

I offer simply this as my counter statement:

Just to put this in perspective for folks who haven’t been covering this: imagine if just before going into the NBA playoffs we learned that 4 out of 5 starters on every single team entering the playoffs had abused minors, as well as 100% of the coaching staff.

“Bates denied the allegations, claiming the anonymous victim had told him she was 18 and that the women of the Smash community had a “beef” with him.”

Counterpoint:

The Far Side Gallery’s had some excellent Forewords. Gallery 4 is penned by Robin Williams.

Larson’s best work:

I always think of this one when I walk through a spider’s web:

Oh, fuck. Same.

I have that panel saved as a picture on my phone and I show it to people whenever they try to talk sports at me to illustrate what I’m getting out of it. 

Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

Larsen is transcendent, goddamit, transcendent!

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

That’s definitely a “throwing out baby-boomer with the bathwater” situation, but to be fair Boomers have lost the benefit of the doubt.

As an optimist I have to point out that intermittent Larson is better than no Larson.

His post was basically a “but he made the trains run on time.” 

Any quote that ends with hitler was right is probably not something that should shared and or praised.

Laszlo: “I painted you here, my darling.”
Nadja, delighted: “With my boobs out!”

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

I don’t think he does. In the episode last season where he and Vanessa Beyer they were at a restaurant but never ordered. The waiter asked if they wanted to order but they replied “We are already feasting.”