I can’t fucking wait for Ben Carson’s “favorable” poll numbers to fall because it’s discovered that he didn’t actually try to stab a guy.

I played FO4 for about 5 hours last night and I spent half of that constructing either my face or that gas station where you meet Dogmeat.

Overrated restaurant.

I remember being really impressed with the club crowd scene from Kane and Lynch. Unfortunately I think that was the only part I was impressed by.

I built my current PC for about 450 dollars with components from my old box. I don’t have to pay for a gaming online portal. Steam has some pretty good deals. I plug my Xbox controller up to my PC and I’m ready to go with Steams Big Picture mode. After I’m done with that, I can type this out to you on my 60in TV. I…

My friend stopped by and threw the game on while I went around the corner to pick up some beers. I walked back into my apartment and THIS scene was on and I almost did a Grampa Simpson out of my own door.

How in the flying insane fuck did you get out of the goddamn greys.

- Ancient White Proverb

Shadow Warrior was the Duke Nukem game we deserved. God I love Shadow Warrior.

Christ. These vegans are insufferable humorless dicks.

Well the man is a sheriff’s deputy. I’m going to assume that right wingers these days don’t give a shit about anything unless it forward’s their agendas.

This is another one of those offenses that white people probably commit A LOT yet minorities are discriminated or profiled against.

Yeah they’ve been friends forever. If I’m not mistaken Remini was in the car with Lopez when she got into a car accident a couple of years ago.

Morning zoo radio jocks are the worst.

Why stop when it works so well for them?

And I see this article the second that I hear “Iont know how to start this shit, man.” from “NY State of Mind” in my headphones.

BUT IF YOU PAY RESTAURANT WORKERS A FAIR WAGE THAT KEEPS UP WITH COST OF LIVING IT’LL DESTROY JOBS.

Holy shit it took me an hour to read through this and sort of visualize everything happening and now I’m at work realizing I just read Spring Breakers 2.

“So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!”

Maybe the cop was black and she thought it was some elaborate ruse to gain access to the store using the “black police officer” strategy.