But we all just need to be real here.

it seems to be a black culture issue

CHICAGO AS A CITY DISRESPECTFULLY DISAGREES GO HEADBUTT A HAMMER.

Cutting pizza into squares is better for groups of more than 2-3 people.

"Party style pizza" as us Chicagoans call it. It's the only way to eat a large pizza.

I like him. Meaning he's not a scumbag.

I'll tell you right now that the Illinois race DESERVES to be too close to call to be honest. I'm not excited about voting for Quinn again but goddamn Rauner has literally said NOTHING regarding his solutions for Illinois.

"Interesting"?

Oh yeah? Can you say that with 100% certainty? Why gamble on the off chance that somebody might NOT kill you? Sometimes that's not an easy thing to read on some people. Most people. A huge majority of people.

I'm really really REALLY fucking happy that I just witnessed Brad Pitt do the Kid N Play dance.

Uh. I can't really google it but a black male pornstar by the name of Prince Yashua had his dick uh...ruptured when the woman got a bit too energetic in the application of her vaginal area. It like...broke.

So... White dudes crying about bullshit?

Holy shit. Really obscured the lede there, Kara. Not really. But still.

At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!"

Things white people have rallied around in 2014:

Political Correctness gone mad, I tell you.

Oh man. I remember in Virginia Beach there was some guy that flew in from Iceland or some shit to audition there. I'm not sure why he ended up in Virginia Beach. Maybe he knew people there. Who the hell knows. All I know is that this guy traveled from Iceland to Virginia freaking Beach to play the guitar for Limp…

I'm glad you mentioned this. Maybe I'm the only one that remembers that contest that Limp Bizkit held for a new guitarist? They traveled the country to different Guitar Centers to hold open auditions and it was a complete shit show. They chose a guy then after he recorded his material, they scrapped all of his input…

Yo. Jus Reigns is the shit.