One of the greatest 90's action movies, straight up.

The fastest way to get me to refuse to watch a movie is to say Nicolas Cage is in it.

My time to shine.

Wait. So the GOP is saying NOT to vote for him in the next election?

Hey guys are we admitting to watching Sons of Anarchy? I'll stand in this line. It's so horrible I feel like I have to watch and see how it ends.

The failure of Josh Holloway being a popular Hollywood star baffles the shit out of me.

Aw man. Reddit Bros are gonna hate her now. Just a wave of confused boners across the hurt alert male diaspora.

Would he really be wearing his jersey?

Hey non-white folk: That thing that you all used to pay attention to 20 years before us? White people found out about it so it's popular now.

"I will make sure she doesn't get another job in New York City. I know everybody," he raged. "The bar owners, the club owners — that's a terrible thing to write about somebody."

I used to make something similar at home. I dubbed it "The Paradox Sandwich".

People who order Chicken Fried Steak should be lucky they didn't get shit on their plate. Because that's exactly what Chicken Fried Steak is: Shit.

Fuck this noise. This is horrible news, man. Why are we bringing this shit back? I used to drink it when I was a junior in high school. It tasted horrible but I didn't care because up to that age, the only thing I ate regularly were Ukrop's dinner rolls, Utz potato chips, and pizza rolls.

Remember people: It's only popular and culturally relevant when white people discover it.

Related: Terrance Knighton of the Broncos publicly blasted the NFL. Also there a bunch of other former players and current fans that are denouncing the decision since this extended video dropped. I'm glad people ARE speaking out against this.

I work two blocks from the French Market and I haven't gone there in two years. Am I a weirdo?

I respect the "heaviness" examples at the beginning but how does Mobb Deep rank?

So good.

"This is why Michael Sam is a distraction."

JOSH MCCULLOUGH FINALLY EXPOSING THAT PRO PRESIDENTIAL LIMO BIAS. THANKS BRUH. WE NEED YOU. YOU'RE UP HERE. GLENN GREENWALD IS LIKE A NOTCH BELOW YOU.