Oh Damon Dash is still a dickhead. But he's a wise dickhead that evolves.

I love you.

That's Baron Samedi to you.

No mention of the "Dog in the bathtub"?

I know what place this is. I'm not even a fucking vegan or vegetarian or any of that crazy nonsense but that place is awesome. I need to write a good review to balance this testicle cozy out. Any place that makes tempeh not taste like notebook paper gets a thumbs up from me.

I love butts.

Fucking splendid +1

Fuck. I did a whole rack of ribs last Sunday at Fat Willy's and this just made me want to go to there again.

The last thirty minutes of that game are gonna be so fucked up.

Whoa. Those monsters are gonna look FUCKED. UP.

As parents, we don't need the federal government applying — projecting — these standards upon us.

Why do people use their wedding to enact some sort of "vengeance" on their "haters" or "people that talk shit"?

My god. I loved Fu-Schnickens. Somebody else post "What's Up Doc?" for us. I'm not able to do that without being enraged at how horrible Shaq's verse is.

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I'm really annoyed at how that video goes from HD to Potato Resolution at the beginning.

Now you git the hell off mah poppity!

our 10 oz. filet Mignon, cooked "Extra, extra, EXTRA well-done and a side of blue cheese."

I'd say the women's suffrage movement and the civil rights movement are two pretty good examples. You know, because they kind of changed the history of our country forever.

Goddamn. You're just itching to slap the shit out of a bitch, aren't you?