@killiang: Cuntricide.

@TonyRockyHorror: The internet.

@Liam: I liked it better when they just tracked blacks and Jews, err, Communists.

He may have me beat on the space stuff, but I only occasionally shit in my pants.

Giz is always overlooking us non-disabled folks. These would also be great for us too lazy to use our own muscles.

@GitEm$teveDave: You're not wearing your brown wristband, brah?

@DingoJunior: The question you should be asking is: why doesn't everyone?

Free your mind, dudes. High Fructose Corn Syrup is, like, enslaving your children.

@Caturday Yet?: They'll keep the line busy all day.

@twoeightnine: You monster.

@dantheman12: You had to be there.

Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me twelve times, shame on me.

That's some awesomely apropos elevator music.

As a Californian, I'll drink to this!

@MrRainMan: It's getting old.

Aside from being a complete fucking creep of a clown, the only threats he's making are of the legal recourse kind.

Yay, graphene body armor. Boo, graphene bullets.

I thought this was the future of TV.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Two scoops!

10 inches has to be the total. 10 inches per hour is an ungodly amount of water.