Don’t worry, the insurance company will find a way to screw the trucker over too.

What we learned from the deadspin comments section today:
- former plumber’s apprentice-turned face pounding super star did not go to college for gender studies
- some people think Conor is overrated because he lost recently
- many Deadspin commenters feel deep religious devotion towards legal contracts

Great Kinja, gang

Better go out and buy your cars while you still can. As soon as Obama and Biden hear about this, it's all over. I mean, sure they could have chased the guy on FOOT and killed him, but the car made it much easier. California, be prepared for fuel tanks that are limited to 10 gallons.

I know you were trying to make things better with the video, but imagine the response if you had been holding the Australian Flag instead

Here’s my story. A guy on PCP tried to carjack me a few years ago so I ran him over and broke both his legs. It was a laugh riot.

I feel like this is how these things should be handled, but really it’s weird. ‘Our team did great but lost the win because of a technical issue’ and ‘It’s unfortunate that I won this way but I’ll take what I can get’ are not typical race car driver responses. Who taught these guys to be polite?

God damn it.

ALUMINUM PIECE OF SHIT!

I heard Ford has some silly trim package for the Focus called the RS. Who would pay double the price of a base model for just a big wing on the back. And it doesn’t even come with an auto!

To me the saddest configurator is for the car that you could afford, and would purchase, but isn’t available to purchase where you live.

Their shared use of flying buttresses behind the cabin, LED running lights, and wheels that are round do suggest some serious collaboration.

Every time (literally every time) I eat a fortune cookie and read the fortune, I pretend it says, “Help I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory.” My wife and kids think I’m stupid and annoying, but they can’t fool me, I know they think it is just as hilarious as think I it is. Deep down. I’m sure of it. They think I’m…

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

This is still my favorite of the classic fails:

I kinda did the opposite once. I hit reserve on my way to work and turned it back to ON/OFF (it was a vacuum petcock) when I got there so I’d hit reserve again on my ride home and remember to get gas.

Doing the brakes on my manual-trans ‘98 Forester S. Fronts go fine, get to the left rear. Wheel off, caliper off, rotor screws off. Go to pull off the rotor - nothing, seized to the hub. Grab trusty rubber mallet, apply a little force, nothing. Hit harder. And harder still. Standing in my building’s parking lot,…

I always knew that engineer would make it big someday.

3:25 “Hello? Hi! Can we get our car chase back??”